Ok, so since I managed to get accepted to the wiki, I've been trying to come up with an idea for an SCP (my first two have failed horribly, though consecutively improved). I thought I'd post it here and see what you guys think. Really, this is not the finished product, I'm looking for improvements, ...

Smokey, holy shit (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-973). Most spooky SCPs are so inhuman and monstrous, I kinda just shrug them off, but Smokey, my god, the concept of him just really gets to me. Most SCP origins could be summed up with "demon, cult, science gone to far," or "aliens". But Smokey, man, ...

Output:
A console of unknown design, however, the words PlayStation 5 are embossed onto the outer casing.

Input:
A Snickers chocolate bar (complete with nuts)

Output:
The chamber was empty, personnel who originally placed the object inside SCP-914 reported to hear the contents of his iPod playing as if his ear phones were in use, despite this not been the case.

Input:
A USB fridge on Rough

Which SCP(s) have most peaked your curiosity? I mean, I know the fundamentals of the articles are to BREED mystery, but which ones did you find exceptionally mysterious? I always found these sparked imagination for me: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scantron-s-proposal http://www.scp-wiki.net/sandrewswann-...

Output:
One daughts board, complete with pieces.

Input:
A copy of the Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey on Fine

KirbyMario12345 wrote:

Agent Skinner wrote: Most of my friends are pansexual/bisexual, at this point its straight people that seem like deviants from the social norms lol

Same here, only one of my friends is straight.

Most of my bi/pan friends are in good relationships too, can't say the same for my straight ones sadly

Output:
A seemingly unlimited output of hydrogen gas, expelled at a constant rate for 7 hours before abruptly stopping.

Input:
The Bible (King James version) on Very Fine

KirbyMario12345 wrote:

SCP-173(themusicguy) wrote: oh kewl kirby your pansexual too?

Yes, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Most of my friends are pansexual/bisexual, at this point its straight people that seem like deviants from the social norms lol

You get a larger microphone of a higher quality

I put in a HTC Mobile on Rough