Hi,I'm SCP-426...
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:41 pm
Object Class: Euclid
I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity.
I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person.
Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person.
I was discovered in the forum ██████████ after the gruesome deaths of all members.
I had been given to the forum member ███████. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
(Why I'm doing this? Because I hate introductions,so I tried something funny instead.)
I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity.
I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person.
Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person.
I was discovered in the forum ██████████ after the gruesome deaths of all members.
I had been given to the forum member ███████. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
(Why I'm doing this? Because I hate introductions,so I tried something funny instead.)
