Hello people, want a quick but detailed guide on how to survive SCP containment breach with no trouble? well keep on looking, you won't find it here
step 1:Carry a torch for a source of light and throw it down the corridor when you see SCP-106 come through the walls
step 2:Put batteries in SCP-732 on very fine, it's ok, the high voltage won't sturn you
step 3:Attempt to convince SCP-096 that he has a beautiful face and he might not chase you, if this does not work, Pretend to be road runner off looney tunes
step 4:play hide and seek with SCP-173, as he loves to hunt and playing hide and seek is a guaranteed way to hide from him
step 5:when the MFT arrive, get on the floor and start crying and they might leave you alone, if fails, start praying to god and the MFT might leave you alone
step 6: When trying to contain SCP-106, make sure you say hello to the poor person who's leg you are about to break, if you fail to contain SCP-106, let him slap you across the head...might as well, you tried to imprison an old man you evil person...
step 7: when in the pocket dimension, stay still and wait for rescue and don't wander off down a random corridor
step 8: of successful in escaping the facility, be happy and smile at the guards...and don't forget to dance as they shoot you In celebration of your heroic escape
Hope this guide helps
How to survive SCP-containment breach
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