Yet Another One Word Story

Here's the old version:

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I killed an apple then did some [REDACTED] while some Puerto Rican ate Fishy sandwiches with murderous spoons, but Glitch is already altering the text, like Mrpeanut188 used to do on the old thread. Dr. ████████ told someone about bacon soda. Windows and glass smelling hipsters that didn't know how to into rainbow Oreo because Red Spy stabbed mah ass with tongue juices that tasted salty and flavorful in cereal weetabix horse dildos. Cats killed you enemy. but aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!aAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa Wow Nuts! Them with pingas activate!!!! MEANWHILE, John shoot my cock juice please! Said the hat wearing Justin Bieber sadly Gannon licked stuff that Tasted and It and shat and obama and and bricks [DATA EXPUNGED] ate SCP-682's little friend of mexicans while angry pinkiepies raped angel 'bunny''s carrots NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO said MEEM cocks him sucking a refugee. "HOLY CHEESE!" with BALLZ semen-Filled-UNDERWEAR! I 076-1(able) fucked fridges that came ate wigs that because shit cray. NewLegacyInc raped HAMBONE steaky who busted ribs like steaky's balls made of iron shoes. Wilford Brimley suddenly, exploded penises spacedicked. Your in and salmon and Dr.Moore smiffling-cocaine mints %100 psychedelic rapeing up your hitch. At Sanic-Mountain there mazba pies in wells of bras. jesus SCP-&*$R#&*@#W furries pootis face on billsponges-ass pants in Italy. Someone diseased an Eskimo drinking piss LSD on the Toilet of lies and cake. 106 eating bacon-flavoured potato nodules with Puerto Rican smelly BITCHES who SoS flying fucks larry (SCP-106) up with his slimy pingas gooby wooby goo then dry-hump (173). The SANIC!!!!!!!!!!! created the powerdrunk velvet-cock! while ate Steve Buscemi's balls on a silver plate giving Free "Infinite you are retarded, do this correctly please" [DATA EXPUNGED] with His And RAINBOW DICK! Why said cancer in such killing bitches' Until shit hit the fan Then (the devil) magically started eating a [ALARM GOES OFF] pootis where Engineer slender placed stools Next to Engineer anus eating Rotten , said "Hello! Do you need a blowjob machine?". Something to hump an my ass hard and lick my huge house Made of Fox fur. Serj Tankian with ApPleS!!! APPLES!? Cocaine apples. Giggity said to "I sat on my penis dispentry. Lets rape ME! Chipmunks farted raspberries. somehwere" then Momma flew-away up to hell SATAN! Bacon eating bacon chocolate bacon ass meat pootis GOTAM evil and evil birds pecked scp-682 anus. Seeing her tits

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