Object Class: Euclid

I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity.
I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person.
Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person.
I was discovered in the forum ██████████ after the gruesome deaths of all members.
I had been given to the forum member ███████. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426

(Why I'm doing this? Because I hate introductions,so I tried something funny instead.)

Yay, it's me, I am awesome.

Careful, we got anothe SCP over here
Welcome to this asylum

I Welcome Myself Here. I hope I have a nice stay!

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Nice to meet me. Hope I have a nice stay here.

Omniary wrote:Nice to meet me. Hope I have a nice stay here.

This made my day. lol

Well I think I'm a nice addition to this forum, I think I'm being rather humorous too. 8-)

....No one ever welcomed ME to the forums......
...I'll just....Go get over my butthurt....Welcome....It's nice to have new dudes on forum....

That one guy wrote:....No one ever welcomed ME to the forums......
...I'll just....Go get over my butthurt....Welcome....It's nice to have new dudes on forum....

I feel sorry for you.
Do you want a toast?