This is inspired by the SCP-914 game. Similar to that one, one person inputs a drink or other liquid and how it will be used, and the next person posts the result and what happens when used. Example:

Person 1: Input: Cup of water, drink

Person 2: Result: A cup of water. No abnormal effects when drank.

I'll start:

Input: Cup of lava, light a fireplace

Result: A cup of lava. The fireplace was lit without complications.
Input: Cup of god, drink.

Output: A shiny, glowing, pale gold liquid, accompanied by a harmony originating from an unknown source. After drinking, subject became a duplicate of SCP-343.

Input: Cup of emoticon, drink

Result: A cup of vivid blue transparent liquid. When examined at a microscopic level, the 'blue' factor of the liquid was in fact comprised of various common ASCII emoticons. Kaomoji and other western forms of emoticons were also observed. When drank, the interviewee acted as normally, however, with an occasional emoticon added verbally to reflect or add on to the sentence.
Input: Something to humor SCP-106, introduce to new chamber via lift.

Result: A cup filled with liquid of inconsistent color, which seems to be a series of flashing pictures and videos depicting violent, gruesome deaths. Anyone who looked at it passed out and developed PTSD. When sent to SCP-106, it didn't drink it. It simply stared at it, laughing for hours.

Note: This could be used to prolong a containment breach of 106...

Input: Something to kill SCP-682 permanently, feed it to 682.

Note: Why even try? It's probably gonna say "OUT OF RANGE" anyway.

Output: The entire site was vaporized.
"But did it kill 682?"
Input: Cup of SCP-173, drink.

SCP-173 Observed to lose a small portion of it's back, D-Class assigned to drink the cup died after a wait of 12 hours, with every tube-like object in their body twisted into a knot.

Note: Christ. Almost feel sorry for that one, must have been painful.

Input: Cup of SCP-10101, Wait and observe effects from 1 light year away

Note:

Result: An awesome-looking glowing liquid of unknown color. A second SCP-10101 emerged from the liquid, and challenged the real SCP-10101 to a battle, which lasted somewhere from 3 hours to a few dozen years (It was too awesome for us to focus on keeping track of time, sorry). SCP-10101 ultimately defeated his clone, because not even his own clone is as awesome as him.

Input: Cup of SCP-1543-J, use real 1543-J to catapult it into the sun.